Your data team.
Absurdly fast.

We build and run your entire data stack — so your team can ask AI real questions and trust what comes back — for a fraction of the cost of an in-house team.

We take on 2–3 new clients per quarter.

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We could keep going.

You're stuck in one of these traps.

Trap 01

The DIY Trap

CSV exports on Monday mornings. A spreadsheet with 47 tabs. Every question takes 2 weeks to answer.

Everyone says it'll take a weekend.
Trap 02

The Hiring Trap

You need a data engineer, an analytics engineer, and an analyst. That's three job posts, 600 resumes, and $400k+ in salary. Six months later — still no dashboards.

Month 4: still interviewing.
Trap 03

The Agency Trap

Six weeks of "discovery," a strategy deck, and a Jira board. Six months and $200k later, still no dashboard.

They always assign a "strategist" with 6 months of experience.
Trap 04

The AI Tool Trap

You plugged AI into your data. It's giving wrong answers because the data underneath is a mess. Now nobody trusts it.

It worked great on the demo data.
There's a better way.
In-house team
3 hires to cover the stack
$400k+ fully loaded
6+ months to recruit & ramp
Traditional agency
6+ weeks of discovery
Strategy decks, not dashboards
Junior staff, constant handoffs
Orchard
Ships week 1
Senior team, full stack
A fraction of the cost

Everything between your raw data and your decisions.

01 · Day 1

We audit.

You give us access to your data sources and Slack. We assess your current stack, evaluate your AI-readiness, and tell you exactly what to build, what tools to use, and what to fix.

What you get
  • AI-readiness assessment
  • Full stack audit
  • Tool recommendations
  • Prioritized build plan
02 · Weeks 1–2

We build.

Pipelines, data models, dashboards — built and documented for AI from day one. Every field gets business context. Every metric gets a definition. Your BI tools get configured so AI gives accurate answers.

What you get
  • Data pipelines across all sources
  • Tested, documented data models
  • Production dashboards
  • AI-configured BI tools
03 · Ongoing

We run it.

This isn't a one-time project. We manage your data stack as your business evolves — with AI monitoring that catches problems before you do.

What you get
  • Self-healing pipelines
  • Anomaly detection & alerting
  • New data sources as you need them
  • Dashboards that evolve with your business

The numbers behind 2+ years embedded with a vertical SaaS company.

1,000+
Customers on embedded reports
760
AI questions answered last month
4x
Scope growth from original engagement
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30+ companies.
Every data problem you can think of.

DTC, wellness, beauty, health tech, pet food, fitness — we've seen and solved every type of data problem. We build the whole thing — pipelines, models, dashboards — and we do it in weeks because we've done it all before.

Absurdly fast
  • We start Monday — not after a 6-month hiring process
  • Ship week 1 — not after an agency “discovery” phase
  • Production dashboards — not strategy decks
Full‑stack, end to end
  • Every data source connected — Shopify, ad platforms, CRMs, payment processors
  • Pipelines to dashboards — one team owns the whole thing
  • Ongoing, not one-time — we manage your stack as your business evolves
We treat your data like ours
  • 1am bug fixes, 6am pipeline rescues — we've done both this month
  • Your Slack, your hours, your problems — we operate like an in-house team, not an agency
Senior team, zero handoffs
  • The person on the call is the person building your pipeline
  • Average client relationship: 3+ years. No juniors, no handoffs.
We've worked with the Orchard team for over five years across multiple businesses, and they've consistently delivered data insights that are not only sharp and actionable, but also truly impactful for our business decisions. Thanks to their guidance, our businesses are significantly more mature from a data infrastructure perspective — something that's been critical to truly understanding performance and driving growth.
Lukas Noritzsch
Chief Financial Officer at Glamnetic
Orchard Analytics are data ninjas who constantly amaze me with their broad and deep knowledge across the data stack. They've been instrumental in helping my team build out our data infrastructure, it wouldn't have been possible without their guidance and execution.
Jesse Allouf
Chief Marketing Officer at Tire Agent

Let's see if we're a fit.

We'll ask you about your data problems, show you what we'd build first, and tell you honestly if we're the right team for it.

Tell us about your data.

We respond faster than most pipelines refresh.